itsprettyfunny
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
laughing-nancy:



OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED




IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

That awkward moment when you’re sitting and eating with friends and someone says something disgusting & everyone is like “eeeeww, I don’t want to eat anymore” and you’re like this:
Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane Katrina. My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects of the hurricane were, and she replied, “well everything got all wet and dirty.” Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, “Kate, no one asked about your weekend.”
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remember that time lilo took my phone and went on my facebook

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

blotthis:

BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT

When someone you don’t like touches you
g-iggle:

you deserve to smile. this is here for you when you want to laugh again.
Imagine if Zayn loses Perrie for a day, he will say,”Hey, where’s Perrie?”

niallertopia:

mrs-styler-xoxo:

omg. I think I just died lmfaoooo